January 2012
I wish I could be drunk right now. Piss drunk. Drunk beyond belief. Drunk like I was that one night, if I could switch how sober I am right now for how drunk I was then….oh man, would I be happy. 
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December 2011
mens-sana-in-corpore-sano asked: just because two people are not married does not mean they haven't committed to each other and to raising a child together. marriage should not be an indicator on whether or not they have the stable environment for raising a child. there are plenty of people who are married and have children and have the absolutely worst environment possible for that child(ren). not saying there are people...
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kendryjaser replied to your post: Which one should I buy ? Or which two? GREAT WAVE+ FISH That’s what I was thinking, Mikey liked the hummingbirds but he loses lol
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Which one should I buy ? Or which two?
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kendryjaser replied to your post: finally, after months of being nervous and… LMFAO CRYING OMG
Dec 31st
finally, after months of being nervous and waiting, mother nature has called out to me and said “here, have your monthly gift” Bringing in the new year with some old fashioned cramps. 
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I was just looking through my dash and people were getting all heated about someone saying you should date,marry, THEN have a child. Well, as a class A bastard child I absolutely motherfucking agree. Not that my mom doesn’t take care of me well or anything, but the foundation on which I am supported is absolutely fucking unstable. When it comes to a child there should be two heads involved,...
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I miss my cats and my bed. Nothing else, nothing more. wait I lied, I miss the food in my fridge. 
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I’m so hungry. I’m tempted to eat the rest of the pecan pie that’s in the fridge. It’s like, a mouthful left. Ugh, problems problems.
Dec 31st
kendryjaser: whateverasun: kendryjaser and mikelikestosurf are perfect angels LOLWUT that’s my bestfriend I better watch out. Next thing you know she’s going to be seducing y’all 
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Mikey, you know you’re MY monkey <3
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okay, time for leftover chinese & The Hangover with poppa <3
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I think I am going to buy obscure colored lipstick from MAC with my spare money  $$$$$$$$$$$ 
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“i like my body when it is with your body. It is so quite new a thing. Muscles...”
– e e cummings “i like my body when it is with your body” (via blackcarbs)
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I’m going to the salvation army tomorrow. New York City is going to be good to me!
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Anonymous asked: this is weird,but your skin has been clearing up so beautifully. what exactly have you been doing?
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